milk

a thick, creamy liquid found in ur mom's bed when u were 5

u when u were 5: mommy, whats this milk i found in ur bed? it tastes delicious!
ur mum: ...

by _lupical June 5, 2022

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

milk

What you get when a male ejaculates

"Oh, I want milk!"
"2%?"
"No, yours daddy!"

by xerxes121 November 10, 2022

Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.

Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.

by Nicnasi February 24, 2022

Spiked Milk

Otherwise known as egg nog.

Hey bro got any spiked milk?

by Soz9814 October 13, 2016

Clover Valley milk

The worst tasting offbrand milk of all time. You can buy it at Dollar General. Some have said it tastes like powdered milk. Others say it taste like raw mushrooms. Most people say it tastes like it was poisoned. This milk has a flavor not like any of the other milks you can buy. The flavor is an unnatural sickly sweet flavor. All I know is you should never buy this milk or anything Clover Valley branded for that matter. Everyone who has ever tried it or sampled it by itself knows this fact.

Person 1: *pours a glass of milk*
Person 1: *gulp*
*Person 1 spits the drink from out their nose and mouth*
Person 1: You didn't buy that Clover Valley milk again?
Person 2: Yeah, sorry.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024