Michael

A sexy amazing beautiful person

I'm going to take Michael to the dance

by Eclipse<3 September 5, 2021

Michael

a person that's full of shit and highkey cringe and doesn't know when to go away

person1: aye did you see what that guy did?
person2: yea it was hella cringe mans is such a Michael

by eishyouwishyouknew November 22, 2021

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017

Michael

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.

girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky

by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023

Michael

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it

“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall

That boy is such a michael heavens

by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018

Michael chambers

A dick in the mouth kinda guy!

Are you pulling a Michael chambers?!

by Matknee2020 February 5, 2019