she turned me

She's so hot she turned me lesbian

"Damn did you see how hot that girl is she turned me for sure ."

by dg0986 November 19, 2013

Get me a tish

Get me a tish is a saying that the one and only DOLAN twins say. Tish is another word for the horrible word no DOLAN stans use .... TISSUE yeah what a disgrace also go follow me on insta @dolan_twin_green_red_ I have 2.5k followers :)

GET ME A TISH!
I NEED A TISH!
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAPKIN AND A TISH?!

by Dolan_twin_green_red_ March 26, 2019

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 4, 2019

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019