Jack Bag

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.

{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!

by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009

Jack Wagon

A wagon full of people jerking off playing soggy biscuit

Evan, Dryden, and jack were playing playing jack wagon in the cotton fields

by Eevaann October 31, 2018

lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

jacks off

Also refer to jack off

by x January 31, 2003

convo jack

While someone(Person A) is talking to another person(B) on AOL Instant Messenger, one(C) or more parties(D) interrupt their conversation by sending the first(A) person an im, getting a part of the conversation the first meant to sent to the other(B)

PersonA: HI!
PersonB: hey baby
PersonA: im gonna ditch my friends today, lets go hang ou-
(interrupted by convo jacker)
PersonC: yo are you coming out with us tonight

PersonA presses enter, and a mess ensues

by vein01 April 25, 2006

jack monk

stupid or retarded person.

dude your such a jack monk.
brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her.

by Cracka-Jack October 12, 2007

Jack for beats

A mixtape from a artist that uses other instrumentals from well known songs.

The game did a jack for beats on 100 bars and running.

by NAppy aples October 11, 2008