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ho tactics

An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
by Spartan Nickie December 22, 2016
mugGet the ho tacticsmug.

nappy-headed ho ho ho

A department-store Santa with a disgraceful hairdo-malfunction.
If "the Don" ever tries his hand at playing a Wally-World Father Christmas for da little kiddos, "Imus" be sure to check to see if dat nappy-headed ho ho ho has done anything to "tame" dat infamous "wild" hair of his!
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
mugGet the nappy-headed ho ho homug.

ho-essence

When a male or female acts a certain way or series of actions causes him/her to attract hoes.
My cousin Karim goes into a bar and puts a stack of hundred dollar bills on the bar, next to his drink. He is then surrounded by hoes.

He says that all women are hoes, I say, no, you have HO-ESSENCE!
by Brooklyn Clarke March 6, 2009
mugGet the ho-essencemug.

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.
mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
mugGet the john doe homug.

Victorian Ho

An individual whom dates multiple people in a short span of time, each lacking in sexual intercourse
Damn, she is such a Victorian Ho
by Bryce,theguy March 2, 2015
mugGet the Victorian Homug.

Ho trail

Hot rail If you take the letter “t” off the word “hot” and put it in front of rail it then becomes “trail” leaving just H-O making it now read out the words ho trail
Hey bud what do a ho trail with me!?
by MK melee May 2, 2022
mugGet the Ho trailmug.

poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
mugGet the poke homug.

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