hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

Hair

Voldermort doesn’t have this

Harry: here’s some shampoo
Voldermort: but I have no hair…..

by Poppoppoppop September 14, 2021

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'

Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair

by JosieGal September 15, 2021

Blue Hair

Blue Hair has a main role in Dojoism, a religion based on Class Dojo, also worshiped as a sort of god.

Stacy- "Did you hear what happened to Blue Hair in our studies today?"
Ellie- "No, what happened?"
Stacy- "Oh yea, you have Dojoism studies next period! I forgot lol."

by Dojoism Founder September 16, 2021

Dren's hair

dren's hair is the best hair and nothing can beat it. All people should strive to get dren's hair. Nobody can have better hair than dren. its the best hair

did you see dren's hair? its amazing, I wish I had his hair

by RadicalRadish123 October 14, 2021

Onion Hair

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.

"Woah, look at that stupid f*ck!, he has onion hair!"

by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021