Internet Friend

A friend who some adults don't approve of just because you happened to meet them online. But the adults who don't approve of internet friends don't know that these friends can change your life for the better. If you're lucky, you might get the opportunity to meet your internet friend in person, which is the best feeling ever.

The day my internet friend and I met for the first time was one of the best days of my life.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

friend rape

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.

Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.

by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

soul friend

two friends that have the same shoes, shirt, pants, and the same mind. they have everything in common. more than likely their names begin in M and L. They are probably blonde, too. They do everything together and talk about everything. They finish each others sentences, are completely open with eachother, they talk about sex while holding hands in the school hallways very loudly while ghetto people walk by and watch. They do the stupidest stuff but laugh anyways. They are dumb together. and they meow.

Misty - Your my soul mate!
Laila - No misty, we're not gay. We're soul friends!

by lailamisty January 12, 2010

the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

friends with rentefits

Friends with Rentefits Noun. A relationship between two or more friends that live together and pay rent together. Cute name when asking someone to move in, not always but sometimes a sexual iuendo is born, which plants seeds of questioning. Synonyms: roomie, roomate, housemate.

I stayed at her house a lot because she was nice and I was homeless; I eventually had to pop the question so I could feel more secure in staying there, "Um, Amber, can we take this to the next level, and be friends with rentefits"? And from then on out, I paid rent.

by Vanessa Odeon June 16, 2018

Furry friend

Usually named something like Henry or Daniel, they love their fur suits and always blame others for being furries because they are embarrassed of what they are.

My friend is such a furry friend and I want to shoot him in the face with a double pump

by Averyintelligentalphamale September 2, 2021

fake friends

friends that dont like your boyfriend

person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends

by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020