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David

David is an annoying person who is a massive jerk sometimes, yet somehow has friends. They may even be lucky enough to have a significant other.
"Did you hear? David recently bought a new car."
"How do I feel happy for him yet also annoyed?"
by Threecheers June 6, 2021
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David

David is gay.
Hey did you see David today?
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.
Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!
by Zizi123456 December 25, 2018
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OFFICER DAVID

OFFICER DAVID This means that nigga wanna be a cop so bad you sorry ash.
Man, you an Officer David for real tryna be a cop so bad. Whole time, yo ass just a fan with a walkie-talkie.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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David

the most horniest most closeted most homie hopper I know
oh david? yeah hes going to hell for sure!
by gayhotmilf April 4, 2022
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davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.
Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!
by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021
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