David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021

David

David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.

David , I’m scared of that nigga

by anonymous November 23, 2021

David

To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it

Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is

by Stupidspic June 15, 2023

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

David

David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done

David and I hooked up, it was awesome.

by D$lova October 3, 2019

David

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 24, 2022