David

Suicidal short little kid with ugly hair and likes Marissa after she dumped him and he is a slut of a person

David is gay

by the bruh moments February 13, 2020

David Rigging

1. The process of manually altering something to fit one's needs without any regard to the actual assembly instructions. Often, the end result is an item that is partially-functional and only works in a limited capacity.
2. Using an item for something other than it's intended use.

"Would you please stop David rigging that baby gate and just follow the instructions that are on the back of the box?"

"Who put that TV stand together? It looks like it was David rigged."

"This DVD player is held together with shish-ka-bob sticks instead of screws. Who David rigged this thing?"

by Richelle Smith December 26, 2009

David

Dumbass

David is a dumbass

by Goodgiy4321 May 10, 2021

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David

big hunky alpha man, might be racist kinda not sure.

omg david is so zaddy hot DAYUM

by anonymous December 18, 2023

David Crosby

A random guy who played rhythm guitar for The Byrds who I love

Me: “I want David Crosby in my bed rn”

by TheRealCoicalPoseidon September 6, 2024

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017