grumpy bum

when you are being a poo to someone and being mean to someone

why are you being a grumpy bum :(

by JEFFERY THE 3RD September 1, 2020

Bum Spiders

Spiders from the Bum

Person 1: You have Bum Spiders
Person 2: oh no

by Bum Spider Lover February 6, 2020

bum

bum babum bummmm bummmmm

Mammott: bum babum bummmm bummmmm

by FATFUCK9124812893 December 14, 2022

door holding bum

Also known as a DHB! The majority of these bums tend to hang around major transportation centers in NYC such as Port Authority and Grand Central. As the name implies, they are holding doors open and most importantly, waiting for your generous tip.

Where the hell is a damn door holding bum when you need one? Not only am I going to have to touch a dirty door handle, but I’m going to miss my subway!

by ZER21 October 5, 2023

gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?

"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."

by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009

Cinnamon bum

When you miss spelled a word.. and your BOYFRIEND decides to tease you about it

I had a cinnamon bum. I mean bun

Cinnamon bum never heard that before how was it?

by instagram-freak2022 May 31, 2023

Poopy bum

When a person falls down the stairs, but doesn't die.

Jack had a poopy bum

by Idiot Muther lucker June 22, 2022