by ohmeingott December 16, 2021
The slut whore told the john if he paid her she would fulfill all his sexual desires with" all the baggin and none of the naggin ".
by hard driver August 31, 2011
by trevtych July 02, 2015
by password12 November 23, 2021
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
by buttcheek123 May 12, 2009
The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.
by sarcasmsfinestmember January 19, 2015