Michael

When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus

You can that man Michaeld the fuck out of that I wish I was him

by I love Michael April 02, 2022

Michael

Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.

Hey look at Michael. Gayass homo

by _Beta_ February 24, 2022

Michael

Michael is a sexy , handsome and caring Michael is someone you can rely on for help and he will always be there when you down

Michael is caring loving and handsome

by November 23, 2021

Michael

Is getting fucked

theres michael!

by mikekk March 29, 2023

Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.

Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.

by I_hate_bananas April 01, 2023

Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude

"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull

by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 29, 2022

Michael

Fuckhead.

Michael is a fuckhead.

by Yyyop November 23, 2021