can crack

1. Penile anal insertion.

2. A swift kick to the ass.

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.

2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"

by e-double January 18, 2006

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

crack nugget

A nickname to give to a person you’re highly addicted to. Since crack rocks can be referred to as “nuggets” some people just call them crack nuggets which is an extremely addictive drug, also known as crack cocaine. So calling someone you’re obsessed with “crack nugget” is very fitting, considering you’re addicted to them and act as foolish and erratic around them as someone on cocaine would.

“I love my boyfriend, I can’t get enough of him. He’s like my little crack nugget.”

by crackgurl February 21, 2024

ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

Cracked

Being simply “Good”, “Great”, or “amazing” at something that has skill involved.

Sam: Yo, Dude! You’re cracked at the Video Game.
Tom: You’re Lowkeye Cracked at Football

by BigBoyLC March 16, 2023

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Tickled crack

A ticklish ass crack...shit happens

When you are in a tickle fight with your boyfriend and to win is to use the move "tickled crack'.

by MetalSiren April 28, 2016