Titties on a stick

When something jump scares you and you react by saying this.

Friend #1: Boo!
Friend #2: Titties on a stick you scared me

by Jordynlookslikeabirg January 19, 2022

February 6th National titty pic day

A day to celebrate by sending titty pics to those friends and partners you love

Friend 1: Do you know what day it is?
Friend 2: Yeah it's February 6th National titty pic day , a day to show love by showing off those sweet nips.

by definitelynotashton February 4, 2025

Brain Titties

The attractiveness of a woman's intellectual capacity

She so smart; them brain titties get me rock hard

by Jabjabwolf November 23, 2015

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018

Titty tickling

1. To stoke just the nipples to make fun of their size
2. To upset someone by doing something annoying

John won't stop playing the same music over and over again. It's really titty tickling.

by Cargirls July 24, 2017

COVID titties

When you develope man titties from smoking too much weed and eating too much food during the COVID-19 pandemic

"Man, that new batch of Granddaddy Purple and some Taco Bell has given me a strong case of COVID titties"

by Weednhoes January 31, 2021