Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.
Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?
Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!
by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. person1: hey have you played Facebook
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
person2: no but ill try it!
person1: ok
one week later after playing Facebook
person1: where is he?
by IS THAT REAL February 8, 2021
Get the Facebookmug. When somebody looking over your shoulder tells you to post something on somebody's Facebook page, when you have no desire to leave a message for that person.
Girlfriend: "Hey! Post Happy Birthday" on your nephews Facebook page !"
Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."
Girlfriend: "Just do it !"
Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
Me: "I don't even know him. He is my sister's son."
Girlfriend: "Just do it !"
Me: "Yes, m'am-you are a Facebook Proxy."
by The Pirate of Pissants October 29, 2010
Get the Facebook Proxymug. Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.
Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.
by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021
Get the FACEBOOKmug. app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
Get the Facebookmug. A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
Get the Facebook depressedmug. An individual that has to log on to somebody's facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.
(Mom) Hey Steve send Hanna a message on facebook and see how she's doing. (Steve, son #1) No mom I don't like her anymore. (Mom) Fine I'm gonna go on dad's account and send her one. (son #2) Mom don't be a facebook franker....
In this case the mom is the facebook franker
In this case the mom is the facebook franker
by tantrick jones December 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Frankermug.