texoma special

During sex, you pack a person’s ass with meth, then you fuck the them anally.

“Bro, I just gave my girlfriend the Texoma Special.”

by Catassassin October 10, 2020

Chojnacki special

Where you shit in a walmart bag and jizz into the same bag and put in on your lovers head

Michael gave julie a chojnacki special

by Joker6669 May 8, 2019

The Abel Special

When you tickle a girl’s clit with your mustache and/or beard

aye last night I hit sarah with the Abel Special

by LilHomeInvasion June 7, 2018

Woodward Special

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute

Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special

by anony89mous September 1, 2020

special

a product or service offered at a temporarily reduced price.

"Mrs. Hill was a careful shopper, choosing house brands and in-store specials"

by Arminkshipper August 19, 2025

Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...

by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023