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Michael

A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.
Look this guy has no dad he must be a Michael
by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021
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Michael P01

Born in England, this phrase usally refers to a right old cunt.
Can be used two ways.
That Michael P01 is a right cunt.

That John is a right P01.
by WATISTHGIS June 21, 2011
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Michael

he is a nice kid with 5 friends, but one of them annoys him a lot!
One of Michael's five friends had built a fantastic keyboard!
by iEatBurgersBruh May 9, 2022
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Justin Michael Rispoli

Founder of gogleaksmoke
Gunz of God
Tera roga
Justin Michael rispoli
Justice snow grim reaper just nice just righteous

Michael God of mafia left hand man arch angel Michael

Rispoli everything in the universe and more to infinite and beyond like the eye of ra or the illuminati eye all swing eye R Michael left fire and earth Justin water and air

You hit the Jay yes grims so naughty

Pray to Michael Saint Michael

You in the universe no I'm in the rispoli

It created gunz of God gods right hand man the man who God leans on for all of deaths destruction and fixes it to come back to life the deepest man in the world if the pyramids flipped over gunz of God would hold it onto of him till it was the right time to turn it back

Leak smoke all of the emotions feelings we have ever felt in any life time that was ever hidden or taken away from us broken apart and put back in the right feels and together they balance out everything and with rispoli we had his wife who gives us new meaning new days to come new ideas no faces no light beyond the light we already see and place of never ending life Tera roga secret agent with a Basket full of love

Love this world my friends in the beyond and afters

I appreciate you listening to our story and keeping it for the next generation

I will never forget the memories

I will never forget the love

I will never forget how amazing it was all worth to come back to and walk from square 1 again to the end with you
by Justin rispoli February 27, 2023
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Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart
by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021
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Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends
by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021
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Michael

Michael: name
by msayah751 November 12, 2020
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