lumber jacking

Taking a shit while at work and getting paid for it

phone txt ** sup bro? reply: nm bro just lumber jacking
no shit? reply: exactly!

by bigbonza August 4, 2012

nu jack

One who is not necessarily new at something, they just suck at it. This person in most cases, thinks he or she is good at said thing, but deserves to be humiliated.

Ya Right! Ill PWN that Nu Jack!

by Tyler Gibshit October 14, 2007

jacks off

Also refer to jack off

by x January 31, 2003

Jack weeks

A small brown boy whom will do anything to prove to you his claim of intelligence.

Often frequents a waistcoat
Will inflate it's ego to unprecedented amounts

Often condescending

"I got an A* in all my exams! But I'm still disappointed, I didn't get above full marks"
"Stop being a Jack weeks."

"Me, ME, MEEEEEEE"
"Stop being a Jack Weeks

by Nosnigum February 12, 2015

nerd jack

to take someones books in school, yell nerd jack, watch them chase u and throw there books at a wall and then yell nerd drop

(see nerd drop)

NERD JACKED! NERD DROP!

by vassmoney baby December 20, 2008

jack monk

stupid or retarded person.

dude your such a jack monk.
brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her.

by Cracka-Jack October 12, 2007

jack sutton

Probably the sexiest man alive, always tells the truth, and is funny as fuck.

Jack Sutton is sexy af

by Baseball prodigy May 14, 2017