When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors
by solicitor123 July 27, 2024
Get the ghost knockingmug. by queefsmellLover October 24, 2022
Get the ghostmug. a term used to describe when someone they have been communicating with abruptly stops all communications. This includes phone calls, text messages, emails, fax, video, zoom, carrier pigeon, western union, snap chat, and dm's.
These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.
The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.
The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
Person 1 @ 10pm: Hey guys, Mark just invited us over to his hotel for beer pong and pizza.
Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?
Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.
Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?
Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.
Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
by CaSINoBear September 6, 2025
Get the Ghostedmug. by Armay January 14, 2025
Get the Ghost Sharkmug. Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.
Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom
*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!
DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!
by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010
Get the Cord Ghostmug. When you take a shit (particularly a solid one) and post wipe you notice no anal residue left behind on the toilet paper. This happening is synonymous with possessing a “golden butthole” if it has happened more than 5 times in a year. Congratulations are in order for anyone who successfully attains a Ghost Rider.
My uncle Rusty took the longest shit last night in my bathroom, I was upset at the smell until he showed me his Ghost Rider! I can’t believe that dump left his asshole clean as a whistle, Rusty is a true American hero.
by mangegroup March 1, 2019
Get the Ghost Ridermug. Similar to GOATed, but instead of "Greatest Of All Time," it's "Greatest Hero Of Space Time." Used when simply being the GOAT isn't enough.
by watersupplier November 27, 2023
Get the GHOSTedmug.