the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by anonymous April 16, 2023
Get the Davidmug. by Seek March 3, 2017
Get the david vmug. Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013
Get the pulled a Davidmug. A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with
by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
by Renia February 9, 2021
Get the DAVIDmug. by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022
Get the Davidmug.