A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 24, 2017

David W

giant noob
forever noob
xp waster
slacker
lil bitch

David w is forever noob

by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022

David

Queer
Queer
Queer
Queer

Queer
Queer

You look like a David

by Boogereater69 January 27, 2021

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

David Pring

This bloke is the number #1 Frankston snitch, sells acid tabs from his mum/dad's house while claiming centrelink.

David Pring how many tabs can I get for 50 bucks?

by frangaganga July 29, 2020

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023