A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.
by anonymous April 15, 2022

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup
by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

A horrible person who wants to boof me and others and loves to listen to roleplay sex online. He's into selfcest, rape and more.
David's a bitch and a meaning
David's a bitch and a meaning
by Goldie323 March 5, 2025

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!
by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023
