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ass crack of egypt

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
mugGet the ass crack of egyptmug.

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.
"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".
by Square head April 30, 2012
mugGet the cracks my shortsmug.

crack nugget

A nickname to give to a person you’re highly addicted to. Since crack rocks can be referred to as “nuggets” some people just call them crack nuggets which is an extremely addictive drug, also known as crack cocaine. So calling someone you’re obsessed with “crack nugget” is very fitting, considering you’re addicted to them and act as foolish and erratic around them as someone on cocaine would.
I love my boyfriend, I can’t get enough of him. He’s like my little crack nugget.”
by crackgurl February 21, 2024
mugGet the crack nuggetmug.

Cracks in the Brick Path

Idiom. Used as, "That's another crack in the brick path", or, "Those are cracks in the brick path." A saying used to describe an event or situation that could eventually be detrimental in the future, but is sustainable and superficial for the present. Or, something that can be fixed in the future and doesn't mean much now.
Ex: "Oh geez, one of my lightbulbs went out in my chandelier." "Hey man, cracks in the brick path."
Ex: "I scored pretty low on this homework assignment." "Don't worry! Just cracks in the brick path."
by Clemmerr January 28, 2024
mugGet the Cracks in the Brick Pathmug.

you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).
sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character
by gnome cucker April 7, 2024
mugGet the you're crackedmug.

Crack Johnny

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head
by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020
mugGet the Crack Johnnymug.

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.
Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"
by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019
mugGet the The crackmug.

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