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Banana Tits

Amber is a dirty sweat hog with some nasty banana tits! Put it on red zone!!!
by Rabbi Hitler June 29, 2023
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Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.
Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.
by YeetController December 13, 2014
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Banana Ketchup

Sales team lingo when the when selling a known-to-be inferior product (a banana) to a stupid or unwitting purchaser (the ketchup). Often members of the sales team will find reasons to repeat the words "banana ketchup" in front of the purchaser to openly mock their stupidity.
I really liked that banana ketchup.
by truthb4reel February 4, 2025
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banana

a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.

WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible
my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 12, 2020
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banana family

Family in political and military control of banana republic or other country with a similar political setup.
The US banana family are in trouble now that Jared has lost his top secret clearance and the first daughter has failed to make sensible and informed political comments in Korea. Some Asian stan-countries have banana families although they do not produce bananas.
by Wryface March 1, 2018
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Peeled Banana

When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.
I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.
by Awooke July 21, 2019
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banana tosser

Someone who Jacks off 2 or more men at a time
by Xx__pussyDestroter__xX July 28, 2015
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