American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out
american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms
by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021
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american style dating

She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.
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American Exit

Making and attempt to politely leave a party while considerably drunk. Often against the will of other party-goers and who may try to physically stop the endeavor. Similar to the Canadian Goodbye.
The group of women at the front door stopped his American Exit.
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festive american

Oooh . . . festive american, I love it.
by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 08, 2022
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Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
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All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"
by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022
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