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poo

something that comes out of your butt crack
and poo fell out of my butt
by SUCKK-ME-PP February 7, 2022
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poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.
Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.
by poomeister2 March 6, 2021
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Launchy poo

An object used to project yourself into the air at a fine fuckin force, enough to blast you into another area.
I need a launchy poo to escape Wayne!!!! He’ll eat me!!!!
by Mankforirk March 3, 2018
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Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.
We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.
by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021
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Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"
by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023
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Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.
type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.
by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010
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crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles
by Scrubface June 25, 2017
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