A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
Get the 5 aside footballmug. by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
Get the February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 timesmug. 
Act of someone saying there from "the hood" you would normally hear this if one is on the East Coast
by luiiii June 11, 2018
Get the 6 flying 5mug. Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
by i<3milk June 1, 2022
Get the June 5mug. by HOTBROSKIE101 June 29, 2021
Get the 5 Girlmug. 