Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
Get the House Invitermug. A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.
by InternPTN March 30, 2025
Get the Houston Hype Housemug. A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.
“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”
by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018
Get the house puppetmug. 
to slay so hard that the brick and mortar shakes beneath your feet. a rare and prestigious compliment to receive or a phrase of general encouragement
by slaybae69 February 19, 2023
Get the slay the mf house downmug. me : im going to parliament house
my friend: the gay club by pine hills
me: ...... yeah
my friend: ew
my friend: the gay club by pine hills
me: ...... yeah
my friend: ew
by yanlatex January 15, 2016
Get the parliament housemug. Theres not actually a lack of affordable housing (at least not in the South), or affordable housing being built, theres skyrocketing housing costs in what were once affordable houses. When growth is slow and steady (rather than skyrocketing and out of control), housing remains closer to affordable. Theres already been one real estate bubble that burst in recent history, the same people behind the bubble are the ones talking about a lack of affordable housing. People move to the South because its affordable, where the cost of living was high on the West Coast or up North.
When housing costs aren't skyrocketing, more pople can afford them, thus there is not a shortage of affordable housing. It's as simple as the dollar signs the people playing the real estate market envision to understand.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020
Get the Affordable housingmug.