"the Childs dream" as the 5 yr-old bitchs like to say, they go to the parents and beg dem parents until they are so bad they need to get adopted.
by Envyingdeeznuts69 December 4, 2021
Get the 19 dolla fortnite card mug.I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies
Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022
Get the Fortnite Battle pass mug.Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)
Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
by A man with high standards July 27, 2019
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Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
by DigBickDaddy69 May 31, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
by taylorswiftfan#123456 April 24, 2023
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