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cunt cradling

(V) The female version of tea-bagging.

The one performing the act is the cradler.

The one receiving is the cradlee.

Is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.
Person 1: "So that crazy chick from the party last night was totally cunt cradling me."

Person 2: "Lucky."

Person 1: "Ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven."
by luceypants December 31, 2012
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Cunt Rifle

A nickname given to a Halo: Reach Covenant weapon, originally called the Concussion Rifle. Due to the Concussion Rifle's ability and pussy like nature to push your opponent away from you, while making them virtually unable to do anything to counter it. Creates a higher level of irritation to that specific weapon.
Team Mate #1: "I'm getting the Sniper Rifle!"

Team Mate #2: "I have the Rocket Launcher!"

Team Mate #3: "I am using the Cunt Rifle!"

Team Mate #4: "You freaking would... you cunt!"
by Forgewolf November 3, 2012
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Cunting the Bunting

Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.
John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting
by TomaKilo March 4, 2011
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cunt spam

Being not left alone by an extremely annoying woman, especially if said woman wants the victim's nuts.
oh fuck... this bitch is cunt spamming me!
by ABitterMale March 9, 2011
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cunt plan

A poorly thought-out plan that is doomed to fail.
Dude 1: So what are you up to this weekend?
Dude 2: Some friends and I are going streaking through the chainsaw factory. That'll show old man Wilkins!
Dude 1: Sounds like a cunt plan.
by thetanmancan1 June 20, 2011
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Cunt-On-Call

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call
Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!
by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011
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rippedest cunt

A cunt that is ripped really bad.
And from that day forth he was to be known as the 'rippedest cunt'.
by arcofdoves August 24, 2011
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