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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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David Icke

David Icke speaks on reptilian theory. Little did we know that this is controlled opposition. He is the reptilian. Go look at several of his videos or interviews and you will see the truth of his non-human form into the very thing he says he's exposing.
David Icke, is a very very good storyteller, so much though that he has everybody convinced that there are reptilians and they do not suspect that he is in fact one of them. He therefore gets to control the reptilian narrative.
by TheExposeroftheLIE August 8, 2025
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OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)
MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.
by XNXIETY January 31, 2025
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David

A david is a cutie sexc af boy with freckles

His ass is also rly fun to slap
Omg zi ur dating a david😍
by Zi-meow February 18, 2022
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David

His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable

He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance
David is adorable
by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023
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David

David is a crazy motherfucker, obviously gay who likes to fight and gives warning shoots
Oh no David gave me warning shoots!
by tuamadre November 22, 2021
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David Rathbun

Smokes waayyyyyyyyy too much weed
It smells like weed, probably David Rathbun
by GayAssRonko November 6, 2020
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