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Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.
oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe
by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019
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Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
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Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.
"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."
by written_slander November 24, 2023
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Potato

Me.
Imma potato.
by i.is.panda January 16, 2017
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Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.
Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie
by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019
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Potato

A type of species that are better than humans, so go be a Potato
You are a Potato.
by Mine Fort March 11, 2020
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potato peeler

Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.
That lady's teeth are gapped that I bet she can bite into a potato use them as a potato peeler.
by Sabaka z Mahusky February 1, 2022
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