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Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
by Ithink2much March 12, 2019
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it's like a circus in my mouth

Having something in your mouth; edible items. Something that makes you salivate, sensation of vibrance, something that makes you be like "holy shit this is amazing". Examples: Skittles, Orange's, starbursts.
"holy shit! These are so amazing, it's like a circus in my mouth"!
by Lissa Anne March 5, 2021
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parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.
“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”
by Yeetbert January 30, 2019
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mafia in my mouth

When she takes a cumshot from 10 Italian micropenis’.
Broski: Bro, she told me she had “mafia in my mouth”. I thought she was the one...
Bro: broski, she belong to the streets
by Lolkekchebureklolol August 23, 2020
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Mouth baby

A person, normally a woman that prefers oral penetration more then any other form of sex.
I love being face fucked, I guess that makes me a mouth baby.
by Fondant Swirl June 4, 2016
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loads in mouth

It’s how many deposits of seman you have placed in your mouth. Also known as LIM score.
Casey has a loads in mouth aka (LIM) score of 1.
by Ridgeway42 February 15, 2022
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Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.
1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.
by NM83 February 19, 2024
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