Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

Smith Sandwich

When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.

Chill bruh fore i give yo annoying self a smith sandwich.

by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022

Bus Sandwich

Great 24 hour restaurant

After the show I think I will hit the great 24 hour restaurant BUS SANDWICH

by BusSandwichDK October 5, 2019

uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich

yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!

by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022

fracon sandwich

A delicacy consisting of bacon sandwiched between slices of French toast.

This fracon sandwich is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

by megasteph January 17, 2015

Siamese Sandwich

Another set of terms for the buttocks.

"OMG! Gordilia just caught another flaming combat boot upside the inside of her Siamese Sandwich!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023

weed sandwich

Australian slang for a hearty joint designed to fill you up.

Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!

by GAFood December 14, 2018