Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025

Potato

A big fat fag (cigarette)

Do you want twos on a potato?

by BigJBoi March 26, 2021

potato cheese

the best food eva

i like potato cheese

by potato cheese is best cheese August 20, 2017

potato

tasty blob from the ground

otherwise known as u

the potato was tasty

by deeznutswastaken October 5, 2021

PP Potatoes

The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.

Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away

by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

Potato

potato

i like potato

by Astoofo March 28, 2022