butt job

the act of giving someone (usually a male) a massage in their butt-sack region

yo i just gave willy a fat butt job

by Josh Washer September 14, 2022

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Bumper Job

When a female or male penetrates themselves vaginally or anally with with a ball hitch on the back of a vehicle more popularly on a truck bumper

Kelley was so horny shecouldnt wait for me to get my pants down...she gave herself a "bumper job" on the back of my ford.

by TangyBurrito February 27, 2020

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blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

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When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 29, 2010

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Chew Job

When a female preforms fellatio with the unpleasant use of teeth with a grinding, chomping, and, grazing fashion.

Dude! this chick gave me a chew job and now i have teeth marks on my D*ck!

by j3vvman January 26, 2012

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Ink job

Female version of snake venom. 2 lesbians eat each other out in 69 position to point of squirting. They keep the juices in their mouths then face each other and spray the juices on each others face, like a squid releasing ink.

"She looks like she would ink job." "That ink job smeared her make up."

by Cobber22 May 1, 2015

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