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Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.
Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."
by LowBrow February 5, 2010
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gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.
yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭
by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025
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Money

What you don't have. Bitch, your on urban dictonary.
by BigSpicyMommy February 17, 2023
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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Cash Money

Kinley is being so uncash money.
by Bcsx3 April 11, 2021
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Money In the Bank

Money in the bank is WWE Paper Per View (PPV) where multiple matches but there is a match where there is a briefcase dangling over the ring and there are 6-8 people who are each trying to climb a ladder and get the briefcase because if you get it you can use it to get a match with any champion to get the title at any place at any time
Person 1. Did you see Money In the Bank yesterday

Person 2. Yeah but im kinda disappointed on who won the briefcase

Person 1. Yeah i didnt want them to win either but hopefully they don't successfully cash in

Person 2. Yeah lets hope
by TheRandomGuyForYou July 10, 2023
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baby money

A lot of money in absolute terms but a small amount of money in the given context.
From the song HAM by Jay Z and Kanye West: "I'm like "Really: half a billi nigga, really?" you got baby money"
by Bling Blang Blaouw July 20, 2017
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