Meat Donut

A snazzy word for butt hole. Most commonly used as an add-on to an already disgusting description of what you just did in a bathroom.

1. I just ejected some chocolate rain out of my meat donut.

2. John, please stop leaking breeze from your meat donut.

by Gregans November 14, 2011

car meat

A proper definition of a car meet where a bunch of guys get together in an empty location to show off there cars, and therefore becomes a sausage fest.

Where’s the car meat at tonight?

by Nowyouknowkayla June 11, 2018

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

meat axe

a fisher. basically me, i am THE meat axe.

mick is such a meat axe he is a fisher

by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

Meat and Beat Talk

A way in which men communicate with each other when not in the presence of females.

Covering topics such as but not limited to: jerking off, taking a shit, squirting competitions, etc, etc...

Randy and I had a fulfilling meat and beat talk this evening.

We had a lively discussion covering the advantages and disadvantages of jerking off into a sock before bedtime.

by ravenwood2011 October 20, 2011

chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

lesbian meat hook

Wrestling move signatured by Adam Moore. It is when one crosses their middle finger over their ring finger known as the hook. From here you will cup the opponent's butt cheeks as the hook slides to toward the center of mass causes the opponent to become uncomfortable and scream in fear.

The wrestler used the lesbian meat hook to scare his opponent into submission.

by Widened.urethra February 8, 2018