Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

car

meme slang for "cat"

"oh look what a silly car", meaning "oh look what a silly cat"

by axeldaxel June 1, 2024

American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

by Janey March 21, 2024

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021

Jap Car

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.

Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.

by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023

Scummit Car Bomb

1 shot of teaquila (1 part tea 1 part taquila) dropped in a cup of rollig rock beer.

“Yo Zach and I dropped a Scummit Car Bomb at midnight. Shit clapped.”

by Earthbunny21 December 31, 2018

Silly Car

1. A silly cat (applies to all, but mostly orange cats). When multiple silly cars are compiled in a video, they are normally accompanied by an emoji saying "Holy moly!", as well as silly sound effects.

I wish silly cars were real 😞. (This specific sentence can also be formed without the word "silly" - it still has the same meaning)

by anonymous December 23, 2023