the rock with hair

the rock with hair is a mythical creature that no one remembers
he is dangerous because he could use his special power move the eyebrow raise.
the eyebrow raise throws the opponent in the air and bombards them with memes

person 1 "hey have you seen the rock with hair?"
person 2 "he had hair?????"
person 3 "RUN HES COMING"
the rock with hair 'raises eyebrow'
everyone in a 100 mile radius "ahhh help me!! too many taco bel noises"

by the rock with hair March 10, 2022

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 03, 2020

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga February 01, 2021

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 04, 2011

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

pussy baby ball hair

YouTuber Quackity in a talent show sees this user

“Your a PBH looking bitch”
“what?”
“pussy baby ball hair”

by DreadMonkey April 21, 2022