No but Pie

What you say to pie when she's being annoying.
Usually followed by "Then me cry"

No But Pie! Then me cry!

by Bearthebest April 4, 2021

sand pie

When sand gets into your ‘pie’

Aww Monica got sand pie and now my cocks in tatters

by Sandypi April 8, 2021

Plunko Pie

The act of two men “plonking” their balls one on top of the other on some pastry crust. The men then jack each other off to create the sweetness of the pie.

Hey Jim, want to have a little slice of plunko pie?

by Penny Pong April 16, 2021

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

pie cocksucker

pie who sucks cocks, often used in the middle east.

raf: bro stop sucking dicks, pie cocksucker
pie: I CANT!

by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012