December 25

It’s Christmas bitch

Reeeee December 25

by Potato queen bitch December 2, 2019

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

December 4th

December 4th is national kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend 😘😘❤

boy kisses girl*
girl "what was that for"
boy "its December 4th"

by neko2025 December 2, 2019

December

No dick December.

• To sucking dick
• To touching a dick

• Teasing is okay

No dick December, can you girls/boys make it?

by Jobo_**56 December 2, 2019

December 9th

Ask out your crush on this day

It’s December 9th , I’m going to ask out my crush.

Ask the person you like if they would like to date you.

by December 9th December 2, 2019

December 3rd

Halle Collins mothafuckin birthday

Guy 1:woah it’s December 3rd
Guy 2:you know what that means
Guy 1:it’s halle’s birthday bro

by panoninig December 2, 2019

December

Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.

Its December give me your FUcking hoodie!!!!

by Garciaisdumb December 2, 2019