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dead rotting animal

A dead animal that is slowly decaying or corroding.
Man 1: Hell, it stinks like a dead rotting animal in here!
by big fat fucking balls December 19, 2021
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Dead

(Rando guy) Hey!
(Me) *commits dead*
by Plankton dies in endgame September 2, 2019
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dead emu

"Ben, you are such a dead emu today!"
by Accountsarecool526 December 14, 2019
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september is dead

one of the sexist misfits, big cock, doesn’t give a fuck about anything
have you heard of september is dead? he’s so sexy
by septemberrrr December 6, 2020
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Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created
Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018
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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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