Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"

by November 01, 2021

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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.

Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.

by Batterybob April 25, 2021

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