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Top Eye

When she’s going down on you soo good and then looks up at you with those seductive puppy dog eyes!! Top Eye!
I wish I had never broken up with Erica. She had the sexiest top eye every time she went down on me..
by G-MOSES February 2, 2025
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Top Gun

And stop bringing up Top Gun. Top gun sucks. The sequel sucks. Plane movies are bad.
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.
I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.
by Gjgjji October 17, 2018
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Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
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Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
by SilversSun May 3, 2017
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Chewy top

Ayo that bitch gave me some chewy top
by Bonody March 8, 2023
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