Bird

DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)

Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious

Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

Bird

An expression to use for any given sentence or its just a saying

Yo bro im gonna get some pussy tonight

Me - frr ? Birddddddd

by J.dulce04 November 6, 2020

Bird

The word

Everybody knows about the bird

by Jdidehuxhdudh July 10, 2019

Fur bird

An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 12, 2020

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

uwu bird

Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.

by XiaoNiao_Gaming June 2, 2023