Money

It does cost money to feed and house slaves. Food got cheaper over time. Leisure activities are cheap. Remove the restriction of race and you have an entire population of slaves that breed themselves. Use social gatekeeping and nepotism to keep your gutter-filth kids above the rest of them. Hurray indefinite wage slavery mediated by people who will literally steal half of your money to buy mansions. They’ll also steal whatever creative achievements they feel you don’t deserve. Slavery still exists.

Hym “I heard 80% of your money is given to you now-a-days. If self-help actually worked you would be out of business by now. You’re selling wage-slaves... telling them to work harder? That’s what you sell. While you use their money to work less hard and your piece of shit fuck-trophies pull themselves up by YOUR bootstraps. It’s unacceptable when I do it. You are actively trying to stop me from doing (in your conceptualization) what they are doing. Because it isn’t a meritocracy. It’s status mediated be successful breeders.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

money rapist

A term used to define the IRS. Popularized by successful YouTuber LongBeachGriffy

"My finances are all fucked up, the damn Money Rapists screwed me on my tax return"

by NikeNeekers September 22, 2023

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015

money for the honeys

A slut or a gold digger only likes a man for his money

I hope my man has some money for the honeys

by Heeybitch November 8, 2017

Mark of the Beast Money

Video game currency that can (mostly) only be obtained via purchasing with real money. (e.g. robux, vbux)

Man, my favorite game now uses Mark of the Beast Money, now I'll have to buy it with real money! RIP my wallet :(

by VexxR22 November 17, 2023

Money pies

A piece (or slice) of the pie. A large quantity of money we all desire to acquire.

Paul was working for 3 jobs so that he could stack his money pies.

by Mommastacks July 27, 2018

Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024