Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

Yashed Potato

Potato made of a person named 'Yash'

I ate yashed Potato

by MaybeDuck February 14, 2024

potato

best food ever

i love potatoes

by trevorrr111 June 7, 2018

pew potato

A churchgoer who stews in the benches without doing anything outside the church walls.

He's a talented guy, too bad he is a pew potato.

by fallenwarrior69 December 15, 2019

potato

potatos are nice to eat bro why not eat they are cool

totally not an reference from portal or portal 2 potato

by MegaMiner June 4, 2020

Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

potato

Potato

Potato

by JakeN8tor May 3, 2020