There's no lube, but your dick cheese is slimy, I'll just use that! That's nasty you pig scrubbing bitch! Use spit!
by Mr Mortician April 08, 2023
A sexual partner that demands an uncircumcised male take a shower before engaging in any sexual activity.
You're uncut I see, you must take a shower before I do anything with you because I find the smell revolting! Ok, you pig scrubber!
by Mr Mortician April 08, 2023
A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 10, 2018
A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
by WayneTower September 06, 2012
A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.
by Saratulooo December 22, 2019
When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable
by ajsdrummer January 09, 2014
The act of seeking out plus sized women to bang. Rather than you chasing the fatty, you lure them out with promises of sexual attention and delicious treats.
by DuganXM August 02, 2015